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October 26, 2012

Horse Country

A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce. He stopped in a bar and, after a few drinks, stated to no one in particular, “Lawyers are horses’ asses.”

Upon hearing him, one of the locals spoke up: “Mister, you’d better watch what you say. You’re in horse country.”

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