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October 25, 2012
The Perfect Man
The preacher was addressing his congregation. “There’s no such thing as a perfect woman. If anybody has ever known a perfect woman, please raise your hand.”
No one reacted.
He then asked, “Is there anybody who has known a perfect man?”
Albert, an elderly man, raised his hand.
“Are you sure you have known an absolutely perfect man?” the preacher asked, somewhat surprised.
“Uh, I didn’t know him personally,” replied Albert, “but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife’s first husband.”
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