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October 22, 2012

Insults to Use and Share

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

You are pretty as a picture. We’d love to hang you.

You will never be able to live down to your reputation.

Any friend of yours – is a friend of yours.

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