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October 22, 2012
Insults to Use and Share
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
You are pretty as a picture. We’d love to hang you.
You will never be able to live down to your reputation.
Any friend of yours – is a friend of yours.
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