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October 16, 2012

Insults to Use and Share

At least, you are not obnoxious like so many other people – you’re obnoxious in your own way.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

You always have your ear to the ground. So how’s life in the gutter?

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