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October 12, 2012

Daddy's Trick

A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.”

The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that, my dear?” she asked.

The little boy replied, “I heard Daddy tell Mommy that if you came to visit us again, he would climb the walls.”

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