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October 11, 2012

You Get What You Pay For

One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: “My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons... a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour. Now, we’ll take up the collection and see which one I’ll deliver.”

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