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October 8, 2012

Let Us Pray

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and asked, “Would you like to say the blessing?”

“I don’t know what to say,” the girl replied.

“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the woman answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

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