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October 1, 2012

Planning Ahead

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly,
I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now, why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don’t want some other jerk using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said, “What makes you think I’d marry another jerk?”

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