|
September 26, 2012
The Bribe
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney assails a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”
The witness gazes out the window without answering.
“Isn’t it true,” the prosecutor repeated, “that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”
The witness remains quiet.
Finally, the judge leans over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh!” the startled witness says. “I thought he was talking to you!”
Current Item rating: 4.2 out of 5
Humor Archive | Submit your own Item
Previous items from the past weeks
September 25, 2012
Double Positive
A linguistics professor...
September 24, 2012
Bright Guy
A guy and his gal...
September 21, 2012
Temper, Temper
Doctor, you must help me...
September 20, 2012
Tight Budget
Hoping to surprise her husband...
September 19, 2012
Grave Spitting
“Well,” snarls the tough...
September 18, 2012
The Wife Says
Yes...
September 17, 2012
Genius Child
Peggy Sue brags to...
September 14, 2012
T-G-I-F
A businessman gets on...
September 13, 2012
Signs
On a desk...
September 12, 2012
Let's Play House
A man and a woman...
September 11, 2012
The Wife Says
I want new...
September 10, 2012
St. Patrick
Three Englishmen spot...
September 7, 2012
Signs
In the front yard...
September 6, 2012
Last Rights
A priest! Somebody get me...
September 5, 2012
The Wife Says
You want...
See humor archive
|
Follow us on Twitter
Join us on Facebook
.jpg)
