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September 25, 2012

Double Positive

A linguistics professor is lecturing to his class. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.”

“However,” he pointed out, “there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room pipes up, “Yeah. Right.”

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