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September 20, 2012

Tight Budget

Hoping to surprise her husband, the executive’s wife stopped by his office. Flinging open the door, she finds his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without missing a beat, the man dictates, “...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”

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