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September 19, 2012
Grave Spitting
“Well,” snarls the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave.”
“Not me, Sarge!” the private replies. “Once I get out of the Army, I’m never going to stand in line again!”
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