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September 13, 2012

Signs

On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

In a Beauty Shop: “Dye now!”

On the side of a garbage truck: “We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.”

In a restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry; come in and get fed up.”

Inside a bowling alley: “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”

In a cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”

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