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September 12, 2012

Let's Play House

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy, both were very tired and fell asleep quickly—he, in the upper berth; she, in the lower.

At 1 a.m., the man leans down and gently wakes the woman, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replies. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket.”

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