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September 10, 2012
St. Patrick
Three Englishmen spot an Irishman in a bar. One of the Brits walks over, taps the Irishman on the shoulder and sneers, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser.”
“Oh really,” says the Irishman. “Hm, I didn’t know that.”
Puzzled, the Englishman returns to his buddies. “I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn’t care!” he reports.
The second Englishman says, “You just don’t know how to set him off. Watch and learn.” He then walks over to the Irishman, points his finger at the man’s nose, and snarls, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!”
“You don’t say,” said the other.
Shocked, the Englishman returned to his circle, marveling: “You’re right! He’s unshakable!”
Determined, the third Englishman vows action.
He walks over, pokes the Irishman in the chest, and barks, “I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!”
“Yeah,” said the Irishman. “That’s what your buddies were trying to tell me.”
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