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September 7, 2012


In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully; we’ll wait.”

In a nonsmoking area: “If we see you smoking, we will assume that you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door: “Push, Push, Push.”

At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”

On a fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”

At a car dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.”

Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”

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