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September 7, 2012
Signs
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully; we’ll wait.”
In a nonsmoking area: “If we see you smoking, we will assume that you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push, Push, Push.”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
On a fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
At a car dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
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