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September 4, 2012
Common Sense
Sam was in his usual place in the morning: sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common sense. Sam turned to his wife with a questioning look.
“I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives,” he said.
His wife replied, “Why, thank you, dear!”
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