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August 31, 2012

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A guy tells his doctor, “Doc, I’m having trouble with my sex drive.”

The doctor examines him and says, “You’ll need to have some work done. I can do it in a series of operations that will take thirty days and $12,000 or I can do it in one operation right away that would cost $30,000. Why don’t you go home and discuss it with your wife?”

The next day the guy comes back into the doctor’s office and the doctor asks, “Well, what did you decide?”

The guy says, “We’re going to re-do the kitchen.”

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