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August 30, 2012

Ever Wonder?

… Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


… You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?


… Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?


… Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


… If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


… If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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