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August 29, 2012

Ever Wonder?

… Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


… Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


… Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


… Why isn’t there mouse…flavored cat food?


… When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?


… Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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