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August 28, 2012

Ever Wonder?

… Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


… Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?


… Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?


… Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?


… Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?


… Why is it that to stop a computer, you have to click on “Start”?

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