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August 24, 2012

Did You Ever Wonder...

What would George Washington be doing if he were still alive?
Screaming and scratching at the top of his coffin.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra......

What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table.

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