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August 23, 2012

Did You Ever Wonder...

You know what really hurts my feelings?
Nerve damage.

What's in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H.

What is a vampire's favorite blood type?
Vampires do not have a favorite blood type, because they do not exist.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
Big hands.

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