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August 21, 2012

Wales Watching

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks.

Then I noticed two rather large women sitting at the bar.

They both had strong accents, so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?”

One of them screamed, “It’s Wales, you friggin’ idiot!”

I immediately apologized and said, “Sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?”

That’s all I remember.

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