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August 16, 2012

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“I don’t know what to do,” the woman tells her friend. “My husband is the world’s biggest slob. He doesn’t put anything away. I am always going around the house organizing things.”

The friend nods. “Here’s a tip,” she says. “The first week after we were married, I told my husband firmly, ‘Every glass and plate that you take, wash it when you are done, and put back in its place.’”

“Did it help?” the first woman asks.

“I don’t know,” said the friend. “I haven’t seen him since.”

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