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August 15, 2012
That's Just Blarney
A group of Americans is touring Ireland. One of the women, a real curmudgeon, complains non-stop: The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food stinks. The weather is too hot, too cold. The hotel is a dump.
One day, the group visits the famous Blarney Stone. “Good luck will be followin’ ya all yer days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,” the guide says. “Unfortunately, it’s being cleaned today, so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow.”
“We can’t be here tomorrow,” the nasty woman shouts. “We have to do some other boring tour. So we can’t kiss the stupid stone.”
“Well, now,” the guide says, “it’s also said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you’ll have the same good fortune.”
“And I suppose you’ve kissed the stone,” the woman sneers.
“No, ma’am,” the guide offers, “but I’ve sat on it.”
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