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August 9, 2012
Coming To
A man is waking up after surgery, and his wife is sitting by his side.
His eyes flutter open. “You’re beautiful!” he says, and falls back asleep.
His wife had never heard him say that, so she stays by his side. A couple minutes later, his eyes flutter open again, and he says, “You’re cute!”
Disappointed, the wife says, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”
He shrugged. “The drugs are wearing off!”
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