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August 8, 2012

Paying Attention

Two bored casino dealers are sitting at a craps table. A hot blonde woman arrives and wants to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

“I hope you don’t mind,” she tells the dealers, “but I feel much luckier when I play completely nude.”

With that, she strips to her birthday suit, flings the dice and yells, “Mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice come to a stop, she screams, “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”

Jumping up and down, she hugs the dealers, picks up her winnings and clothes, and dashes out. Dumbfounded, the dealers just stare at each other.

Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll, anyway?”

Says the other, “I thought YOU were watching!”

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