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July 10, 2012

As I Mature

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. 

I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. 

I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.

I’ve learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

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