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June 26, 2012

Batter Up!

Two old men had been best friends for years. Finally, in their 90s, one suddenly falls deathly ill. On his deathbed, he is visited by his old friend.

“Listen,” says the visitor. “When you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.”

The sick man says, “We’ve been friends for years; this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies.

A couple days later, the surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. “I’ve got good news and bad news,” says the voice. “The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.”

“What’s the bad news?”

“You’re pitching on Wednesday.”

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