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June 6, 2012

Who Knew?

An old Marine pilot sat down at the Starbucks, wearing his old flight suit and leather jacket.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. Turning to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII and, later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. And you? What are you?

She said, “I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.”

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