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May 14, 2012
Out of the Mouths of Babes
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. - Michael, 14
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. - Michael, 14
Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
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