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May 14, 2012

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
 
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. - Michael, 14

Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. - Michael, 14

Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9

Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10

When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9

You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. - Alyesha, 13

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