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May 3, 2012

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A cocky state highway employee stopped at a farm. “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road,” he told the old farmer.

“OK,” said the farmer, “but don’t go in that field.”

The state worker grabbed the ID tag that hung from his neck and stuck it in the farmer’s face. “I have the authority of the state government to go where I want!” he declared. “See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land.”

The farmer shrugged and went back to his chores.

A few minutes later, he heard screaming. Looking up, he saw the state worker running for his life just a few steps ahead of the farmer’s prize bull. The angry bull was gaining at every step.

“Help!” the man cried.

The old farmer called out, with a small smile, “Show him your card!”

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