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February 22, 2012

Man of Few Words

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in.

The first biker walked up, pushed a cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then took a seat at the counter.

The second one walked up, spat into the man’s milk, and then took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up, turned over the old man’s plate, and then took his seat.

Without a word, the man quickly stood and left the diner.

After a minute or two, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Hmph! Not much of a man, was he?”

“Not much of a truck driver, either,” the waitress said. “He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles.”

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