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January 26, 2012

If I Had My Way

Three friends die in a car accident and go to an orientation in heaven. Each is asked, “When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”

The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man.”

The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher, who made a huge difference in our children’s lives.”

The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say, ‘Look, he’s moving!’”

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