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January 25, 2012

Now We're Even

An old couple was sitting on the porch one afternoon, rocking in their chairs. All of a sudden, the old man reaches over and slaps his wife.

“What the hell was that for?” she says.

“That’s for 40 years of rotten sex!” he replies.

She doesn’t reply, and they resume rocking.

A short time later, the old lady suddenly reaches over and slaps her husband.

“What the hell was that for?” he shouts.

Says the wife: “That’s for knowing the difference!”

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