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January 6, 2012

A Sensitive Guy

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon.

Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.

Somewhat irate, she called his cell phone and demanded: “Where the hell are you?”

“Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day?’”

Wife, with a smile, blushing: “Yes I remember that, my love.”

Husband: “Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.”

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