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January 2, 2012

A Waste of Talent

A biker was riding along the road when he saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So he stopped.

He gets off his bike and says, “Hey, honey, what the hell do you think you’re doing?”

“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asked, “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So she does ... A long, passionate, lingering, thrilling kiss.

After she’s finished, the biker says, “That was the best kiss I’ve had in a long time. That’s a real talent you are going to waste. You’re a hot, passionate, young thing. Why are you committing suicide?”

“Because my parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

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