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December 21, 2011
A Walking Economy
Two guys are walking down the street.
“I’m a walking economy,” says one.
“How's that?” his friend replies.
“Well, my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation--and the combination is putting me into a deep depression.”
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