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December 21, 2011

A Walking Economy

Two guys are walking down the street.

“I’m a walking economy,” says one.

“How's that?” his friend replies.

“Well, my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation--and the combination is putting me into a deep depression.”


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