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October 25, 2011

Allies

The Canadians are finally going to help the U.S. with the war on terrorism.  They have pledged two of their biggest battleships, 600 ground troops and six fighter jets.

After the exchange rate, we ended up with 1 canoe, 2 Mounties and a flying squirrel.

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