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October 19, 2011
A Real Gamble
It was the tourist’s first time in a casino, and she wasn’t sure how the slot machines operated.
“Excuse me,” she said to an employee. “How does this work?”
The worker showed her how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.
“And where does the money come out?” she asked.
He smiled, motioned to a far wall and said, “Usually at the ATM.”
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