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August 8, 2011

A Well-Kept Secret

Guests at a dinner party were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

“No woman can keep a secret.” said one man scornfully.

“I don’t know about that,” answered a woman. “I have kept my age a secret since I was 21.”

“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.

“I hardly think so!” responded the lady. “When a woman has kept a secret for 27 years, she can keep it forever!”

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