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August 8, 2011
A Well-Kept Secret
Guests at a dinner party were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
“No woman can keep a secret.” said one man scornfully.
“I don’t know about that,” answered a woman. “I have kept my age a secret since I was 21.”
“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.
“I hardly think so!” responded the lady. “When a woman has kept a secret for 27 years, she can keep it forever!”
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