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August 3, 2011

Aim High

When Billy’s dad picked him up from school, Billy enthusiastically announced that he’d gotten a part in the school play.

“I play a man who’s been married for 20 years!”

“That’s great, son,” his dad replied. “Keep up the good work, and before you know it, they’ll be giving you a speaking part!”

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