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May 23, 2011

Annual Checkup

Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup.

"I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you think that?" asks Quasimodo.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

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