|
May 5, 2011
The Art of Discretion
Six guys are playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Roberts looks around and asks, “Now, who is going to tell his wife?”
They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. The others advise him to be discreet and not to make a bad situation any worse.
“Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you’ll ever meet! Leave it to me.”
Rippington walks over to the Smith house and knocks on the door. Smith’s wife answers, and asks what he wants.
Rippington says, “Your husband just lost $500 playing cards.”
She hollers, “TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!”
Rippington says, “I'll tell him.”
Current Item rating: 4.6 out of 5
Humor Archive | Submit your own Item
Previous items from the past weeks
May 4, 2011
Ancient Chinese Wisdom
Confucius say...
May 3, 2011
The Faith Healer
A faith healer asked Moshe...
May 2, 2011
Humor for Lexophiles
Time flies like an arrow...
April 29, 2011
The Workout
A woman on the phone...
April 28, 2011
Lonely Hearts Club
A man looking for love...
April 27, 2011
The Mad Man
A passenger on a cruise ship...
April 26, 2011
But, We Didn't Eat Fruit
“What’s this daily charge for...
April 25, 2011
God Bless Church Ladies with Typewriters
The church will host...
April 22, 2011
Sad Rob
Sitting at the bar...
April 21, 2011
A Matter of Semantics
Did you ever notice...
April 20, 2011
Homework
Sam: “Dad, would you do my...
April 19, 2011
Redneck Lent
Each Friday night after work, Bubba...
April 18, 2011
Water Into Wine
Sister Mary Ann, who...
April 15, 2011
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
Why some men have dogs and not...
April 14, 2011
I Love You
An Irish Man is sitting...
See humor archive
|
Follow us on Twitter
Join us on Facebook
