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April 19, 2011
Redneck Lent
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
The aroma was intoxicating. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic and, since it was Lent, forbidden from eating meat on Friday. Eventually, the delicious smell sent the Catholic faithful to seek help from their priest.
The priest paid Bubba a visit and suggested that he become a Catholic. And, indeed, after a regimen of classes and study, Bubba attended Mass. There, the priest sprinkled holy water over him and chanted: “You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved--until Friday night rolled around, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the air.
The neighbors immediately called the priest, who rushed into Bubba’s yard clutching a rosary and ready to unload a scolding. Instead, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, sprinkling a small bottle of holy water over the grilling meet and chanting: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”
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