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March 23, 2011
Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional.
“I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren and great grandchildren,” he tells the priest. “Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
Man: “What sins?”
Priest: “What sins? What kind of Catholic are you?”
Man: “Catholic? I'm Jewish!”
Priest: “Then why are you telling me all this?”
Man: “I'm 92 years old; I'm telling everybody!”
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