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March 23, 2011

Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional.

“I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren and great grandchildren,” he tells the priest. “Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.” 

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?” 

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “What sins? What kind of Catholic are you?”

Man: “Catholic? I'm Jewish!”

Priest: “Then why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “I'm 92 years old; I'm telling everybody!”

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