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March 11, 2011

Trying to Help

Walking down the street, a man noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when the boy jumped, he couldn't quite reach it. The man decided to help, walked up to the porch, and pushed the bell.

He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, "What now?"

The boy answered, "Now, we run like crazy!"

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