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February 18, 2015

Wrong Number

Trying to call a music store, a woman misdialed and got a private home instead.

“Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked.

“Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have got a wife and 11 children.”

“Is that a record?” she inquired.

“I don't think so,” replied the man, “but it's as close as I want to get to setting one.”

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