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September 3, 2014

The Last Time

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that he has only 24 hours to live.

With time ticking away, the man asks his wife to make love.  Naturally, she agrees.

Six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and repeats his request. Of course, she agrees and they make love again.

Later, the man looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only eight hours left. 

He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks for one more time. She agrees and, afterward, falls asleep.

The man, however, tosses and turns until he’s down to just four hours. He taps his wife. “Honey, I have only four more hours. Do you think…”

Irritated, his wife sits up and snaps, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don’t!”

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